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assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

vinebox:

when tumblr recommends a post and its actually good.

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fruitcrocs:

when u don’t know how to reply to a text from your crush

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(Source: fruitcrocs)


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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad


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voldesnorts:

voldesnorts:

The story of voldesnorts and papasnorts going shopping

papasnorts now thinks he is too good to talk to me because of this post

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”